i don’t like your clothes take them off
sleep is for the people without internet access
"…And please remember that you were beautiful before he told you that you were."
White girls trying to read captchas like
I’ve been waiting so long to find this.
"Perhaps we’ll meet again when we’re better for each other."
Do twins have the same sized dick?
now we’re asking the real questions
As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.
"I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life."
—Jeff Buckley, on moving to New York